Wednesday, November 15, 2006     « Cherry Bomb »


[Crushing empty water bottle against my stomach]

Ahhh! Help! What are you doing?

See how I crushed it against my stomach? Because I'm hard as rock. From that one time I went running.

Abs of steel platinum.

Huh? I don't get it.

It's real. They really say that.

Abs of brass nickle.

That's the cheap version.

Abs of plastic celluloid.

Abs of brittle bake-a-lite. Like those old time movie stars. You don't see Carey Grant with no abs of steel platinum.

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